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The Top 59 Fantasy Footballers

10/10/2006

Scoop Chicos
Senior Staff Writer
Fantasy Football Commissioner 

Top 59 Fantasy Footballer's on the Scale of a Hayworth, Milquetoast or Alien

Performance key: 
Hayworthian = Exceeding Expectations
Alien = Lost in the Cosmos/Occasional Glory
Milqetoast = Fantasy Gutter
   

1.  Donovan McNabb, Phi      Hayworthian

2.  Larry Johnson, KC            Hayworthian

3.  Clinton Portis, Was            Hayworthian 
 
4.  Brian Westbrook, Phi         Hayworthian

5.  Rudi Johnson, Cin              Hayworthian
 
6.  LaDainian Tomlinson, SD   Hayworthian

7.   Peyton Manning, Ind         Hayworthian

8.   Rex Grossman, Chi           Hayworthian

9.   Frank Gore, SF                 Hayworthian

10.   Steven Jackson, StL        Hayworthian

11.  Ronnie Brown, Mia           Hayworthian

12 . Torry Holt, StL                 Hayworthian

13.  Andre Johnson, Hou          Hayworthian

14.  Marvin Harrison, Ind          Hayworthian

15.  Tiki Barber, NYG              Hayworthian

16.  Edgerrin James, Ari            Alien

17.  Terry Glenn, Dal                 Hayworthian

18.  Willie Parker, Pit                 Alien

19.  Steve Smith, Car                 Hayworthian

20.  Chester Taylor, Min            Alien

21.   Deuce McAllister, NO       Hayworthian

22.  Anquan Boldin, AZ               Hayworthian

23.  Tatum Bell, Den                    Alien

24.  Braylon Edwards, Cle           Hayworthian

25.  Willis McGahee, Buf             Hayworthian

26.  Larry Fitzgerald, Ari              Alien 

27.  Shaun Alexander, Sea           Alien

28.  Roy Williams, Det                 Alien

29. Carson Palmer, Cin                Alien

30.  Marques Colston, NO          Hayworthian 

31.  Eli Manning, NYG                Hayworthian

32.  Laurence Maroney, NE        Hayworthian

33.  Reggie Wayne, Ind               Haywothian

34.  Julius Jones, Dal                   Alien

35.  Reggie Williams                    Hayworthian

36.  Kevin Jones, Det                  Hayworthian

37.  Darrell Jackson, Sea             Hayworthian

38.  Laveranues Coles, NYJ        Alien

39.   Hines Ward, Pit                   Milquetoast

40.   Chad Johnson, Cin               Alien

41.   Warrick Dunn, Atl                Alien

42.  T.J. Houshmandzadeh, Cin    Hayworthian
 
43.   Fred Taylor, Jac                   Milquetoast

44.  Reggie Bush, NO                   Alien

45.  Carnell Williams, TB              Milquetoast

46.  LaMont Jordan, Oak             Alien

47.  Plaxico Burress, NYG           Alien

48.  Chris Chambers, Mia             Milquetoast

50.  Santana Moss, Was               Alien

51.  Antonio Bryant, SF                Hayworthian

52.  Keyshawn Johnson                Hayworthian

53.  Issac Bruce, StL                    Hayworthian  

54.  Jericho Cotchery, NYJ           Hayworthian

55.  Marc Bulger, StL                    Alien

56.  Maurice Jones-Drew               Hayworthian

57.  Tom Brady, NE                      Alien

58.  Antonio Gates, SD                  Alien

59.  Chad Pennington, NYJ            Hayworthian

Pour one into the ground for these hayburners because they are done with this fantasy life:
 
Terrell Owens, Dal        Milquetoast
Jamal Lewis, Bal           Milquetoast
Cory Dillon, NE            Milquetoast
Kurt Warner, AZ          Milquetoast
Randy Moss, Oak         Milquetoast
Daunte Culpepper, Mia Milquetoast



Scoop Chicos is the senior staff writer for fflcommish.com, the most flexible fantasy football league manager available. His original fantasy football articles are updated several times a week. You can ask him fantasy football related questions in his fantasy football forum. Subscribe to his articles from his fantasy football rss feed.

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